ELAINE CONDITION

knock knock
who's there?
hula
hula who?
hula whopppppppppp
HAHAHAHAHAHA

for now,
i am just going to post anything, yes anything that i find funny. yes only i find it funny.
my level of kejayusan are just too ..unbelievable.

i almost crossed the Jordan River, almost died laughing.
thanks to SHINee's Jonghyun for introducing that hilarious clip! pwahahahahaha.

normal couples : 

and then there's me

that just made my day :B
what i want to do right now

kekekekekekekekekekekekkeke
why am i so happy today :B
woke up checked for updates on one very fluffy 2min fanfic, but then there's..nothing :@
read a few fanfics, " cleaned " myself, you dont want to know my definition of cleaning myself pwahahaha, cycled for like a good 5 minutes teehee , had sweet potato and dammit i was holding my fart waiting for the pedicure kakak to finish and and and here i am cracking up and that's all thanks to tumblr :')
plus! plus!
PLUUUUSSSSSS!!
no school AGAIN today, *holding it in* am about to puke and fart rainbows!
enough of my craps kekeke

 all time favorite! /snort

and so who wants to hear me rant?!?!
*clears throat*
i am in despair, well that was dramatic, you know there are those days when you want to rewind time and hit yourself hard on the wall and just forget about something and you tell yourself it's okay it's okay when you know deep down your fragile angelic caring heart you're not. dont know whats with the fragile angelic caring heart thing kekekekekeke so anyways here's why i am in such a condition..
i lost..
something precious :(
not just something it's literally 1/1000 of my life kinda thing, 
i lost

MY MINHO RING DING DONG'S PHOTOCARD AND FOR FUCKS SAKE TAEMIN JAPANESE JULIETTE CARD

outside

inside

but

your reaction

my reaction towards your reaction

nah i ain't that mean

어색한..

awkward..

/ snort again
happy awkward day! i love making awkward atmosphere, it's just so...awkwardly cute
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell then i love you. laff you laff you laff you.

what am i saying
i am so hopeless :S
maybe this is the side effect for staying at home too much
not that i am complaining, well am i?
i love slacking around, eat like a pig, well i already am a pig, and smell my wonderful stinky self.
i should probably say hi to shower but just cant get my heavy ass to do so, so i'll wait when finally someone in the house can't bare with my smell.

pwahahahhaha and i checked my stats a few days ago and man was i surprised to see readers from US, Russia, Germany, Macau and some other places, or maybe there's something wrong with blogger,  and you got it right i am boasting :P i mean i dont even understand what i am saying here, whenever i re read my posts i'll go dafuq is wrong with me or oh well maybe people find my blog a joke, or anything, not that i care if there's reader or not, just blogging for fun and to express my awkwardness. there's too much awkwardness in me and i need to share it! kekekekekekekekekekkeke
if only i have a good english and if only i can express myself better, i'd be talking a whole lot of shits by now.